The Reasons For Rules or I Put On Make-up For This?

Do I have sex on the first date, kiss. Car, job, kids...gotta draw some lines, make some gray area, rules are fun to break so why not make my own?
I actually a few that I don't regularly disregard...what are they, it seems I've forgotten. Demand entertainment, demand alcohol, keep the financial burden on him. I mean there are no real deal breakers except no recovering alcoholics or heavy drug users and ugly, uninteresting, short people. I said people, haven't had an OkC girl date but as long as they fit into the parameters, I would. And I'm not so superficial that the ugly, tiny man can't get something provided he knows he's got some short comings to compensate for. Like the ugly and or fat chicks must give good head rule, men dating girls out of their league, they must make up for that shit. Sorry I'm not an indescriminating sex favor gumball machine. Maybe I'm like that claw machine that everyone has a strategy for, but no one really wins at.
But my favorite way that they circumvent the rules is spontaneity. Don't give me time to think and I'll say yes to anything. Yes to anything if you catch me with make up on. No make up no deal. If I happen you have some strange reason to get out of bed I will be sitting waiting for something, anything to do to make the layers of black shadow worth it. It takes a special (rich, tall, tattooed) stud to get me to break out my make up after six o'clock. But hey that's just me.