Sex For Drugs or Where I Draw The Line

I don't even like drugs, so yeah having sex for them seems a little wasteful. Besides I'm sure there's plenty of girls out there with very interesting drug addictions, and like tea or vegetables let those people have their fun with their...things.
But, a slice pizza and a half dozen tall cans and I wanna meet your mom so you'll have to marry me. Sex on the first date it depends on how exposed the parking lot is during happy hour. I don't want anyone's mom catching me.