Thursday, October 3, 2013

Banana Fuck Bullshit or You Want To Take What Home?

When it comes to fantasies, don't ask strangers because they will tell you, add beer and they become hopeful. I'm not saying my necrophilia fantasies don't make people uncomfortable but fuck I don't tell anyone with a spare minute and condoms in his glove box.
My favorite though and by far the most commonly requested act involves things they can take with them after. Ask a man how long fingers and screwdrivers smell like pussy?

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