Maybe I Should Lie To Strangers or Pretending To Have Herpes To Protect My Precious Abstinence

I like dating. I want to date. To drink and have some flirty fun, but sex. No. It's become a vegetable. Green, dirty, and probably good for me. I don't want it. I don't need it like I used to. Men don't get though. Not the ones I meet anyway. They're all hands and hard ons. What do I tell them, how do I get them to understand. Sometimes the truth isn't good enough or strong enough so what do you add, how do you hold it up, make it stronger. Can a lie be more honest than the truth. Shit. I'm just gonna tell them that I have an incurable STD. Sorry hot stuff, I have to tell you something....and I know I'm on the verge of a break out. Maybe that will work. Now to cure their desire for those silly blow jobs. Too much work. Look it's even call work....