What is hobby dating? Recently I joined a dating site, maybe you're familiar with OkCupid maybe not. I really doesn't matter. So I joined a dating site. I was broke and bored. I needed a hobby, something that didn't cost money, something fun, something that came with perks...dating. Okay, so I've been told I'm pretty, I've been told I'm funny, I've been told I'm a cheap date. And I'm not above prostitution, I just wasn't ready to make the commitment required of the oldest profession, but my stance on dating these days is pretty much me charging for my company. Instead of charging men money they could buy my time and charming wit for one or any combination of the three p's : pizza, pinball, and/or Pabst. I did say I was a cheap date, right? I've given myself rules, no, um, guidelines, well sort of. Demand. That's a thing I do. It's I'm my best interest to make sure the cash flow is coming my way. After all, I really am broke. So I can't afford any of the 3 p's on my own. That's where clear demands come in handy. Instead of saying wanna get a drink, or sure I'll meet you somewhere. I say you wanna take me out for a beer or some pizza, or okay, pick me up so I can let you buy me a drink. I don't want to get caught trying to weasel out of a tab or spending my tampon money to drink with some guy. So that's my starting point. I'm now locked in the playful embrace of hobby dating.
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